Total Medals Earned: 27 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 745 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Played my game
Beat level 20 in Grunt's campaign
Beat level 20 in Sanford's campaign
Beat level 20 in Deimos's campaign
Beat level 20 in Hank's campaign
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (185/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (150/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal